My Super Awesome Awesome Super Dream Awesome Band Awesome

I have devised a band. It works much the same way as Broken Social Scene, in that all the members are members of other bands, or solo artists. Also, they're all Canadian. There are even some of the same members. Anyway, this is who would be in the band:

Win Butler and Régine Chassagne of The Arcade Fire
Leslie Feist who is Feist
Jim Guthrie and Nicholas Thornburn of Islands and Human Highway
Joel Plaskett of The Joel Plaskett Emergency
Emily Haines of Metric
Kathryn Calder and AC Newman of The New Pornographers
Maddy Wilde and Airick Woodhead of Spiral Beach
Torquil Campbell and Amy Millan of Stars
Sara Quin and Tegan Quin of Tegan & Sara
Dave Monks of Tokyo Police Club
Liam Corcoran of Two Hours' Traffic
Paul Murphy of Wintersleep

So that's it. That's what it is. If any of the above-mentioned people happen across this, please please please get into contact with the other ones and form this band. I would be eternally grateful.

I think a good band name would be, "A Victim of His Own Demise." See, it sounds ironic, because he's a victim of his own, but it's really not, because it's his demise. Obviously he's a victim of it.

Sincerely,
Me.

P.S. Eternally.

P.P.S. I'm writing this part On September 12th. Emily, I dearly hope you kept that tiny piece of paper I gave you after your show at Wilfrid Laurier, and you found this. Please, if you do, let me know. I think the result can be as phenomenal as you were tonight!

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