Moonshine

So I just googled my name (not my real one) and it turns out Storm Moonshine is an actual thing. Not a person, but a thing. Apparently it's a cleaning product for...bowling pins?

http://www.bowling.com/products/storm-moonshine-particle-polish---cleaner.htm

I know. Me too. I was equally shocked as you are. Or is it equally as shocked? My shock was at the same level as yours is.


Dag.